Everyone knows that only duals are sexually compatible. Only duals have sex with each other. Scratch that, sometimes activity partners have sex too. Hence why they're called activity partners. Oh, and occasionally mirrors. Who doesn't like to have sex in front of a mirror? Here's how sex works in each quadra.
Alpha quadra:
Alphas don't need to produce sexual fluids, because they use whipped cream and melted chocolate instead. In fact, Alphas are unable to use condoms because their substitute fluids don't allow it. Alphas have beds in their kitchens instead of tables so they can eat and fuck at the same time. They roll around in salad and laugh in a lighthearted manner about how slippery the ranch dressing is. They brainstorm new recipes during the act. They try out the new recipes while still fucking, because they're good at multitasking. After the sex, Alphas wind down by talking about the health benefits of vaginal absorption of olive oil.
Beta quadra:
You can always tell when Betas are about to have sex, because you can hear the whips crack like thunder in the distance. When you get a Ni hunch, pause and start counting. As soon as you hear that whip crack, stop counting. For every five seconds you waited, one IEI is getting Beta'd by one SLE one mile away. And then when you see a flash of actual lightning, it's a metaphor for the IEI's psychological domination of the SLE's masochistic PoLR. If you hear several cracks of the whip in quick succession, you know that one LSI is beating one EIE who is beating one LSI who is beating one EIE. And they're all beating each other out of jealousy, clearly.
Gamma quadra:
Gammas value utmost efficiency when it comes to sex. When a sharp increase in the price of latex drives the cost of condoms up to over $1 each, Gammas adapt by wrapping their dicks in dollar bills instead. Gammas maximize the number of thrusts per minute because they cannot orgasm otherwise. Gammas fuck like rabbits. And by that, I meant that they fuck rabbits. Everyone knows that Fi is about subjective ethics and Se is about making things happen. Therefore, Gammas make rabbit fucking happen because their subjective ethics condones it.
Delta quadra:
Deltas have sex once every five years from when they lose their virginities on their wedding nights at ages 24 (the EII or IEE) and 28 (the LSE or SLI). By the time they have made love enough times to get to know each others' respective genitalia, their dicks go limp and their pussies go dry. And then they have sex one last time. The limpness and dryness causes their organs to get stuck together, mimicking the unbreakable Fi bond between the partners, a bond as unbreakable as the bedframe made by an SLI craftsman. They begin urinating all over each other because they are stuck. Luckily, an LSE created adult diapers. The pair is now in eternal peace.
Alpha quadra:
Alphas don't need to produce sexual fluids, because they use whipped cream and melted chocolate instead. In fact, Alphas are unable to use condoms because their substitute fluids don't allow it. Alphas have beds in their kitchens instead of tables so they can eat and fuck at the same time. They roll around in salad and laugh in a lighthearted manner about how slippery the ranch dressing is. They brainstorm new recipes during the act. They try out the new recipes while still fucking, because they're good at multitasking. After the sex, Alphas wind down by talking about the health benefits of vaginal absorption of olive oil.
Beta quadra:
You can always tell when Betas are about to have sex, because you can hear the whips crack like thunder in the distance. When you get a Ni hunch, pause and start counting. As soon as you hear that whip crack, stop counting. For every five seconds you waited, one IEI is getting Beta'd by one SLE one mile away. And then when you see a flash of actual lightning, it's a metaphor for the IEI's psychological domination of the SLE's masochistic PoLR. If you hear several cracks of the whip in quick succession, you know that one LSI is beating one EIE who is beating one LSI who is beating one EIE. And they're all beating each other out of jealousy, clearly.
Gamma quadra:
Gammas value utmost efficiency when it comes to sex. When a sharp increase in the price of latex drives the cost of condoms up to over $1 each, Gammas adapt by wrapping their dicks in dollar bills instead. Gammas maximize the number of thrusts per minute because they cannot orgasm otherwise. Gammas fuck like rabbits. And by that, I meant that they fuck rabbits. Everyone knows that Fi is about subjective ethics and Se is about making things happen. Therefore, Gammas make rabbit fucking happen because their subjective ethics condones it.
Delta quadra:
Deltas have sex once every five years from when they lose their virginities on their wedding nights at ages 24 (the EII or IEE) and 28 (the LSE or SLI). By the time they have made love enough times to get to know each others' respective genitalia, their dicks go limp and their pussies go dry. And then they have sex one last time. The limpness and dryness causes their organs to get stuck together, mimicking the unbreakable Fi bond between the partners, a bond as unbreakable as the bedframe made by an SLI craftsman. They begin urinating all over each other because they are stuck. Luckily, an LSE created adult diapers. The pair is now in eternal peace.