"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and social media quotes."
— Benjamin Twainsmarck
If the noblest saint among the Buddhists
The best Mahometan
The highest Stoic of Athens
The purest and wisest Christian
Could meet somewhere and converse
They would all find themselves of one religion
This is a metaphor
For drunken orgies
— Rumīfiz
"That quote is Persian Surfer mystic poetry from Rumifiz and not a quote from Thoreaumerson that we accidentally added line breaks on upon mistaken recall."
— Huffsaton Post, re-posted on Faceblr
"Life is horrible. However, suicide is even worse, so let's pretend to enjoy it (life, not suicide @Wagner). What do you mean, I'm not very convincing?"
— @Arthur Schopensauer
"Something will happen, and something else will immanently happen in some way. Actually, I'm not saying that either, but I'm happy if you pretend I am."
— Nostradumfus
"People get the experience they deserve."
— Meister Eckhart Tolle de Maistre
"Only the quantum wave-field of endless possibilities can judge me."
— Tupak Chopra
"I am Schneider. There are many versions of me. This is the second one."
— Rimbaudie
"I didn't say half the shit people think I did."
— Albert Einstein
"Live well. Laugh often. Love much."
— Adolf Hitler
"Chill, homie. You need to let that shit go."
— Buddha
"#tobe or #notobe? Please help me decide"
— @Hamlet
"go kill urself hamf** @Hamlet #notobe"
— Twitter to @Hamlet
"My fingers are long and elegant, as are many other parts of my body. I mean my words! I have the best words. Especially ones referring to organs. Like my nose! But not the regular one. I mean the nose on my other head. My friend's head – the friend down there. Down under. But not in Australia. Or New Zealand. But right here, in Texas – where I give my speech to y'all. Everything is bigger, but not just in Texas. It is bigger in my pants. I have the best pants. I mean my wallet is bigger. Metaphorically. From all the cash in my bank account – my bulging, orange leather wallet. Make America Great Again!"
— Donnie Drumpf
"Jesus is cool. So is the Antichrist. Why not both? Also I'm not @Keats for the last time"
– @Yeats
"Who wants COVFEFE?"
– U.S. Congress
"Printers persecute me. Especially that Johannes. It would have been better for him on that day if he were never born!"
– The most egregious Bible mistranslation of all time, being self-aware
— Benjamin Twainsmarck
If the noblest saint among the Buddhists
The best Mahometan
The highest Stoic of Athens
The purest and wisest Christian
Could meet somewhere and converse
They would all find themselves of one religion
This is a metaphor
For drunken orgies
— Rumīfiz
"That quote is Persian Surfer mystic poetry from Rumifiz and not a quote from Thoreaumerson that we accidentally added line breaks on upon mistaken recall."
— Huffsaton Post, re-posted on Faceblr
"Life is horrible. However, suicide is even worse, so let's pretend to enjoy it (life, not suicide @Wagner). What do you mean, I'm not very convincing?"
— @Arthur Schopensauer
"Something will happen, and something else will immanently happen in some way. Actually, I'm not saying that either, but I'm happy if you pretend I am."
— Nostradumfus
"People get the experience they deserve."
— Meister Eckhart Tolle de Maistre
"Only the quantum wave-field of endless possibilities can judge me."
— Tupak Chopra
"I am Schneider. There are many versions of me. This is the second one."
— Rimbaudie
"I didn't say half the shit people think I did."
— Albert Einstein
"Live well. Laugh often. Love much."
— Adolf Hitler
"Chill, homie. You need to let that shit go."
— Buddha
"#tobe or #notobe? Please help me decide"
— @Hamlet
"go kill urself hamf** @Hamlet #notobe"
— Twitter to @Hamlet
"My fingers are long and elegant, as are many other parts of my body. I mean my words! I have the best words. Especially ones referring to organs. Like my nose! But not the regular one. I mean the nose on my other head. My friend's head – the friend down there. Down under. But not in Australia. Or New Zealand. But right here, in Texas – where I give my speech to y'all. Everything is bigger, but not just in Texas. It is bigger in my pants. I have the best pants. I mean my wallet is bigger. Metaphorically. From all the cash in my bank account – my bulging, orange leather wallet. Make America Great Again!"
— Donnie Drumpf
"Jesus is cool. So is the Antichrist. Why not both? Also I'm not @Keats for the last time"
– @Yeats
"Who wants COVFEFE?"
– U.S. Congress
"Printers persecute me. Especially that Johannes. It would have been better for him on that day if he were never born!"
– The most egregious Bible mistranslation of all time, being self-aware