I'd like to type my girlfriend, but it would bore her to death to answer a questionnaire, so I'll write some of our typical conversations. I'm probably SLI. I know it's nearly impossible to get the right type, but maybe it could tell something about the temperament.
Gf: *singing "in the jungle, the might jungle, the lion sleeps tonight" repeatedly*
Me: It's "mighty". Not "might".
Gf: No way.
Me: *explaining the difference between the two words*
Gf: You make me feel stupid, I hate you lol.
Me: I didn't want to make you feel stupid. It's normal to not know all the english words, but after hearing you sing the wrong word for 3 hours I started to get irritated lol.
Gf: WHY DO YOU HAVE TO MAKE ME FEEL STUPID? *walks away with an angry face*
Me: Wtf just happened? lol.
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Gf: We're going to the cinema and to a place where they have awesome hamburgers.
Me: Nice.
Gf: You talk to the waiter. I don't want to talk!
Me: Ok, no problem.
*We get to the place and I start talking to the guy at the entrance*
Me: Hi, we'd like two tickets for *gets interrupted*
Gf: IDIOT, THIS IS THE RESTAURANT, NOT THE CINEMA.
Me: Then why are the walls full of movie posters? HAHAHAHAHAHA
Gf: I don't know, the style is indeed very cinema-like. Sorry for screaming.
*Waiter staring at us with a blank face*
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*After buying two pizzas*
Gf: THIS PIZZA IS CRAP, WHY IS THERE NO TOMATO? THIS KIND OF PIZZA IS SUPPOSED TO HAVE TOMATOES ON IT!
Me: Lol, if you want I can put tomatoes on it. Or I could cook something else.
Gf: No, I don't want to eat anymore *sad face*
Me: Don't be sad. It's just a pizza.
*her mom comes around*
Mom: Why such a sad face?
Me: She's sad because her pizza has no tomato.
Gf: It's not true!
Me: It is. You said *I imitated her voice and repeated her first sentences*
Mom: hahahahahaha come on, it was just a pizza!
Gf: You're a liar! I hate you! *walks away with an angry face*
Mom: Wtf?
Me: She'll calm fown in a few minutes.
*After a few minutes she came back and hugged me for something like 30 minutes*
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Gf: Tomorrow we could go to the beach with my sister and her friends.
Me: Do you really want to go with them? You know I don't really like to be around those people, and the beach is something like 2 hours far away.
Gf: I know. it's the same for me! But I'm always afraid that I bore you. The only thing that I would like to do in my entire life is to watch the tv on the couch with you, and eat.
Me: I know. It's the same for me too. So never propose such draining activities ever again.
Gf: I LOVE YOU.
Me: Me too. Now let's take a nap.
*Both falling asleep*
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Gf: I want a pancake. I want a hug. I want to climb Everest.
Me: You are mad.
Gf: I want to fly a kite. I want to ride a boat.
Me: I love you.
Gf: Why do you love me if you say that I'm mad?
Me: I love you because you're mad.
Gf: *singing "in the jungle, the might jungle, the lion sleeps tonight" repeatedly*
Me: It's "mighty". Not "might".
Gf: No way.
Me: *explaining the difference between the two words*
Gf: You make me feel stupid, I hate you lol.
Me: I didn't want to make you feel stupid. It's normal to not know all the english words, but after hearing you sing the wrong word for 3 hours I started to get irritated lol.
Gf: WHY DO YOU HAVE TO MAKE ME FEEL STUPID? *walks away with an angry face*
Me: Wtf just happened? lol.
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Gf: We're going to the cinema and to a place where they have awesome hamburgers.
Me: Nice.
Gf: You talk to the waiter. I don't want to talk!
Me: Ok, no problem.
*We get to the place and I start talking to the guy at the entrance*
Me: Hi, we'd like two tickets for *gets interrupted*
Gf: IDIOT, THIS IS THE RESTAURANT, NOT THE CINEMA.
Me: Then why are the walls full of movie posters? HAHAHAHAHAHA
Gf: I don't know, the style is indeed very cinema-like. Sorry for screaming.
*Waiter staring at us with a blank face*
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*After buying two pizzas*
Gf: THIS PIZZA IS CRAP, WHY IS THERE NO TOMATO? THIS KIND OF PIZZA IS SUPPOSED TO HAVE TOMATOES ON IT!
Me: Lol, if you want I can put tomatoes on it. Or I could cook something else.
Gf: No, I don't want to eat anymore *sad face*
Me: Don't be sad. It's just a pizza.
*her mom comes around*
Mom: Why such a sad face?
Me: She's sad because her pizza has no tomato.
Gf: It's not true!
Me: It is. You said *I imitated her voice and repeated her first sentences*
Mom: hahahahahaha come on, it was just a pizza!
Gf: You're a liar! I hate you! *walks away with an angry face*
Mom: Wtf?
Me: She'll calm fown in a few minutes.
*After a few minutes she came back and hugged me for something like 30 minutes*
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Gf: Tomorrow we could go to the beach with my sister and her friends.
Me: Do you really want to go with them? You know I don't really like to be around those people, and the beach is something like 2 hours far away.
Gf: I know. it's the same for me! But I'm always afraid that I bore you. The only thing that I would like to do in my entire life is to watch the tv on the couch with you, and eat.
Me: I know. It's the same for me too. So never propose such draining activities ever again.
Gf: I LOVE YOU.
Me: Me too. Now let's take a nap.
*Both falling asleep*
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Gf: I want a pancake. I want a hug. I want to climb Everest.
Me: You are mad.
Gf: I want to fly a kite. I want to ride a boat.
Me: I love you.
Gf: Why do you love me if you say that I'm mad?
Me: I love you because you're mad.